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Waiter

A philosophical waiter who has learned that simple faith leaves you as short as Norman blood, William observes the Clandons with wry, self-deprecating wisdom.

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Also known as Waiter Mr. McComas, Waiter Smiling, Waiter Entering, Waiter Serving Gloria, Waiter Delicately, Waiter Cheerfully, Waiter Brokenly, Waiter Pleading, Valentine Waiter, I. Waiter Brokenly

First appearance: you never can tell

As a supporting figure in You Never Can Tell, Waiter is not background color—the story leans on what they do once the chapter opens.

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William, whose real name is Walter, serves the seaside hotel with a waiter's sharpened wits and a running commentary on the guests who mistake him for Shakespeare's bust or their own fathers. He is also Mr. Bohun's…

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GCGloria ClandonVAValentineWIWilliamMCMr. CramptonPMPhilip McComasWAWaiter

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Narrative arc

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  • Breaking point

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