You Never Can Tell · Character
Waiter
A philosophical waiter who has learned that simple faith leaves you as short as Norman blood, William observes the Clandons with wry, self-deprecating wisdom.
supporting
Also known as Waiter Mr. McComas, Waiter Smiling, Waiter Entering, Waiter Serving Gloria, Waiter Delicately, Waiter Cheerfully, Waiter Brokenly, Waiter Pleading, Valentine Waiter, I. Waiter Brokenly
First appearance: you never can tell
As a supporting figure in You Never Can Tell, Waiter is not background color—the story leans on what they do once the chapter opens.
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William, whose real name is Walter, serves the seaside hotel with a waiter's sharpened wits and a running commentary on the guests who mistake him for Shakespeare's bust or their own fathers. He is also Mr. Bohun's…
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Relationship types
- Social
- Other
Character groups
- Main family and associates
- Protagonist
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Story tension across the book.
- Setup
- Breaking point
This scene is the dramatic climax because it marks the psychological peak of Crampton’s submission and the rev…
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- Gloria Clandon
social · positive
A courteous but distant service relationship, with Gloria treating the waiter with polite… How this plays out →
- William
social · positive
- Mr. Crampton
social · negative
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