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Valentine

A charming, penniless dentist who falls for Gloria Clandon and finds himself cross-examined by her formidable mother before he can even finish his tea.

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Also known as Mr. Valentine, Valentine Clandon, Valentine Astonished, Valentine Dazed, Valentine Jumping, Valentine Stiffly, Valentine Dread, Valentine Quailing, Valentine Pooh, Valentine Panting, Valentine Waiter, Valentine Gloria, Valentine Mrs. Lanfrey Clandon

First appearance: you never can tell

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Valentine is a young professional with a practice in Madeira and a habit of falling in love, which lands him in Mrs. Clandon's parlor being interrogated about his intentions toward Gloria. He meets her moral seriousness…

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GCGloria ClandonMCMrs. ClandonDCDolly ClandonPMPhilip McComasMCMr. CramptonVAValentine

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  • Other

Character groups

  • Main family and associates
  • Protagonist

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