Short Fiction · Characters
Character guide
Key figures in Short Fiction by Ring Lardner.
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Kate Hayes
major
Also known as Kate, Kathryn, Kathryn Stark, Katie, Sister Kate
Irish maid whose quick tongue and warmer heart make her the woman the narrator keeps circling back to, whether he deserves her or not.
Tom Richards
major
Also known as Tommy, Tommy Richards, Mr Thomas, Thomas, Thomas Cannon
Easygoing ballplayer and clubhouse companion whose deadpan needling exposes everyone else's pretensions before they know they have any.
Alibi Ike
major
Also known as Ike
Star pitcher who can't let a single mistake stand unexplained, turning every bad hop and bad inning into an elaborate, self-defeating excuse.
Hurry Kane
major
Also known as Kane, big Kane, Hurry ' Kane
A blur of a ballplayer whose speed on the bases is matched only by the chaos he leaves behind him in the clubhouse and the box score.
Bull Harper
supporting
Also known as Harper
Square-jawed umpire with a fighter's reputation and a temper that has cost him more than one job he was good at.
John Knowles
major
Also known as John, Mr. Knowles, Knowles, young Mr. Knowles
Young man on the make, forever measuring himself against the people he wants to impress and coming up a little short in his own eyes.
Carey
supporting
Also known as Big Carey, Miss Mary Carey
Carey is the clubhouse wit whose running commentary on teammates and opponents gives the baseball stories their comic texture. He's genuinely shrewd about pitching — he spots Skull's potential before anyone else and lobbies the manager to keep him — but his motives are half generosity and half a craving for amusement. His mischief, like tipping off the gang to hide so Skull takes a taxi to the wrong borough, drives the early comedy and shows how a veteran's boredom shapes a rookie's welcome.
Bill Hagedorn
supporting
Also known as Bill, Hagedorn
Bill Hagedorn is the catcher or veteran hand whose judgment carries weight with the manager and whose calm steadiness contrasts with the younger players' nerves. He's the one who works with Skull behind the plate, coaxing a wild fastball into something usable, and his endorsement is what keeps the kid on the club. His quiet professionalism gives the baseball stories their grounding — he's the standard against which the rookies' chaos is measured.
Bob Masons
supporting
Also known as Bob, the Bob, Bob Woolsey
Bob Masons is the voice of blunt arithmetic in the Maysville stories, the friend who tallies up what a dollar a line could mean and can't understand why Stephen won't just hire someone to write when inspiration flags. He's not cruel — he's genuinely trying to help — but his matter-of-factness exposes the gap between Stephen's artistic self-image and the marketplace. His running commentary on Guest, inspiration, and the going rate for verse frames the story's central tension between ambition and compromise.
Mr. Elliott
supporting
Also known as Elliott
Mr. Elliott is the practical man in the room when Hazlett pitches his Irish melodrama — the one who'd rather hear the main idea than sit through three acts because a car is being held for him until half-past three. He's avaricious in a small, recognizable way, and his impatience with the story's conventions mirrors the reader's own awareness of how formulaic the plot is. His presence turns the pitch meeting into a comedy of commerce, where art is measured against the clock and the price of a used automobile.
Ella
supporting
Also known as Honor Bright, Nora, Crowley, Nora Crowley, Honey
Ella is the talkative, self-assured traveler who dominates the conversation with Chapman, name-dropping resorts and opinions while Mildred dozes unnoticed. Her chatter is both a social performance and a kind of armor — she's the one who insists on being interesting, who corrects Chapman on calling San Francisco 'Frisco,' who manages to seem traveled and knowing. Her casual assessment of Mildred as 'kind of sweet-looking' but lacking expression reveals the quiet cruelty of the socially adept, and her voice sets the story's tone of restless, aspirational movement.
Bert
supporting
Also known as Minnie, Wilson, Willie Troy, Troy, Willie
Bert is the reluctant participant in the women's plan to get introduced to Ralston, the comedian they've decided is worth knowing. He grouses about the dressing up, the taxi, the eleven-dollar hotel dinner, and the whole business of chasing a man who's only on stage once an act — but he goes along, and his deadpan asides give the story its comic perspective. His skepticism about whether Ralston will stick around longer than the other gentleman friends is the voice of experience, and his running tally of the evening's absurdities makes him the reader's ally.
Smitty
supporting
Also known as V, V Smitty
Smitty belongs to the loose brotherhood of the diamond, one of the teammates who fill the hotel lobbies and dugouts with banter. His laid-back manner is both armor and instrument: he watches the louder men chase the same girl, the same hit, the same break, and says less than he knows. That quiet angle of vision is what makes him useful to Lardner's stories, where the joke is usually on whoever is talking loudest.
Skull Scoville
supporting
Also known as VII, Skull, Scoville, VI Skull, VII Skull, old Skull
Skull Scoville is the kind of player every roster keeps around: not the star, but the memory, the man who has seen a hundred hot prospects cool off. He has outlasted his speed and probably his patience, and he carries the club's institutional cynicism the way a catcher carries a mitt. In the early going he functions as a measuring stick, showing what the game does to a man who stays in it too long and likes it too much.
Hank
supporting
Also known as Henry, Harris, Harry Hart, Harry, Hart, Harrison, Harry Riker
Hank turns up in different guises, but the type is consistent: a decent sort, half in love with a girl he can't quite bring himself to properly court, and half in love with the sound of his own complaints. He is the friend who sends the cards, tells the jokes, and gets made a monkey of, all while insisting he means business. His fumbling pursuit of Mary Lloyd, the Detroit telegraph operator, sets the comic machinery of the ball-club stories in motion.
Connie Mack
minor
Also known as Mack, Connie, Baker, the Baker Connie Mack, Nell, prof . Baker, Prof. Baker, Conrad
Famous baseball manager, appears as a historical figure in stories.
Billy Bowen
supporting
Also known as Billy, old Bill, Bill, William Bowen, Bowen
Billy Bowen moves through the rooms where plays get pitched and bargains get struck, the kind of acquaintance who is always available and never quite the principal. He is the second voice in the room, the one who echoes a partner's enthusiasm and helps hurry a nervous author past the parts that might slow a deal. His agreeableness is the texture of Lardner's show-business satire: everyone is friendly, and nobody is listening.
Midge Kelly
major
Also known as Champion Midge Kelly, Kelly, Midge, young Kelly
Midge Kelly is the fighter at the center of 'Champion,' a young man with a hard head, a harder punch, and almost no capacity for loyalty. His managers, Nate and Jack Grace, treat him as a machine to be motivated, and they discover that the surest lever is a woman's name on a letter, real or forged. The story's early arc turns on whether a man this raw can be steered at all, and what it costs the people who try.
Jake
supporting
Also known as Mr. Perkins ast Jake, Mr. Perkins
Jake is the kind of figure who fills out a Lardner scene: a fellow at the edge of the action, a friend of the man in the middle, someone whose ordinary talk makes the extraordinary behavior around him look stranger. He is not the schemer and not the victim, but the witness, the one whose steady presence lets the reader measure how far the principals have drifted. In a body of work full of talkers, Jake is the one who mostly listens.
Speed Parker
supporting
Also known as Parker, Speed
Speed Parker is the toast of the New York team, celebrated in newspaper columns for nerve and brilliance during a seven-game World's Series, while Grimes, the Athletics' substitute outfielder, seethes over a lucky catch that stole his own glory. The tension is all Grimes's: he insists Parker's fame is pure fortune, not skill, and that his own game-winning homer was the real story nobody printed. Parker never appears in person — he lies in a hospital, face rearranged — and that absence is the point, letting Grimes's grievance build the story's engine.
Art Graham
supporting
Also known as Graham, Art
Stephen, called Art Graham in this circle, is a Maysville gas-company clerk who writes poems on the side and suddenly finds one published in George Balch's New York column, captioned as a birthday gift to his wife Stella. His desire is to turn verse into income — a dollar a line, maybe more — but he's torn between ambition and the fear of disappointing Stella, so he hides the news until he has the printed page in hand. His early arc tracks a small-town writer testing whether his style can survive outside Maysville.
Lefty Crosby
supporting
Also known as Lefty Parks, Lefty, Crosby
Crosby is the ball club's best pitcher and its strangest man — he bolts through the hotel lobby to avoid Mary Lloyd, the pretty telegraph operator every other player flirts with, and the veterans warn her to keep her smile to herself. His flaw is a paralyzing shyness around women that the team treats as a practical hazard: a cross-eyed look from a girl takes him a week to shake off. Mary's curiosity about the handsome "woman hater" sets up the story's central collision between his fear and her persistence.
Jimmy Ralston
major
Also known as Mr. Jimmy Ralston, Mr. Ralston, Ralston, Jim, James, Jimmy, Wallace James
Jimmy Ralston is a rising comic — just started with the Follies after making his name at the Winter Garden — who checks into the Graham Hotel and instantly becomes the object of Kate's fixation. He's not handsome but striking, a man whose sad face hides the screamingly funny things he says on stage, and the family schemes to meet him without admitting they haven't seen the show. His presence reroutes the whole trip: Kate refuses to move hotels, and the narrator's wry account of the pursuit becomes the story's comic spine.
Hawley
minor
Also known as Senator Hawley, Mr. Hawley
Politician, appears in stories as a figure of authority.
Jimmy Boyle
supporting
Also known as Jimmy, Jim, Boyle, Jimmy Shane
Boyle is the put-upon husband and brother-in-law whose dry narration carries the story — he'd rather play rummy than dress for the theater, but he goes along with Kate's and Ella's schemes because arguing is futile. His running joke is that he could write a book about sister-in-laws, and his marriage to the Mrs. is a steady background hum of resigned affection. He matters because his skeptical, funny voice is the lens through which the family's pursuit of celebrity becomes both absurd and oddly touching.
Mother Stewart
supporting
Also known as Stewart, Mother, the elder Stewart
Mother Stewart is the elder woman of the family, still holding most of what her late husband left her, and the trip's unspoken accountant — she's glad they went, glad they broke even on the ponies, and gladder still to have Katie off their hands. Her tension is generational: she watches her daughter chase stage comedians and hotel celebrities while she counts the cost, both financial and emotional. She anchors the story's domestic stakes, the quiet voice reminding everyone what the adventure is actually for.
Mr. Daley
supporting
Also known as Daley, O Mr. Daley
Daley moves through the margins of these stories as an employer or manager whose presence shapes the room without ever quite occupying it. He is the figure whose approval or neglect sets the terms of other people's days, and the tension he generates comes from the gap between the authority he holds and the smallness of how he wields it. In the early arc, he matters because the people around him are always, in some way, working for him or working around him.
Mr. Conklin
minor
Also known as Conklin
Character in stories, often a figure of authority.
Jim Kendall
supporting
Also known as Jim, James H. Kendall, Ken
Jim Kendall is a star comedian whose salary and spending are the stuff of gossip, a man who keeps his race winnings and his marriages equally casual. On his wedding day he poses for photographers, dismisses the cost of a diamond bracelet as boasting, and then asks his new sister-in-law if he can find her one just like it. The early arc of the story turns on whether his charm is a performance or a habit, and how much damage the difference makes.
Arnold
minor
Also known as Mr. Arnold
Character in stories, often a manager or authority figure.
Jack Grace
supporting
Also known as Jack, V Jack Grace, Grace, Grace Carter, Johnny
Jack Grace is the strategist in the corner, the man who sees a fighter's heart as just another opening to exploit. When his boxer Burke refuses to fight because of a woman, Jack proposes a daily stream of fake love letters signed with her name, reasoning that a sap in love will swallow anything. His calm willingness to manufacture heartbreak for a payday is the engine of the story's moral unease, and the early arc asks whether the scheme will work and what it will cost.
Jake Martin
supporting
Also known as Jake, Martin, Martin Gregory, Brother Martin, Brother, dear little Brother Martin
Jake Martin is the correspondent whose letters carry the tone of a man who has already decided how the story ends. He writes with the familiarity of a brother and the authority of someone who believes he knows better, and the tension in his scenes comes from the gap between his confidence and the reader's suspicion that he is wrong. In the early arc, he matters because his words set the terms of the argument the protagonist is having with himself.
Larry Moon
minor
Also known as Moon, Larry
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Mr. Bartlett
minor
Also known as Bat, Bartlett
Character in stories, often a manager or employer.
Ben Drake
minor
Also known as Mr. Drake, Ben, Mr. Ben Drake
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Ben Lacey
minor
Also known as Lacey, Ben, Ben Collins
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Davis
minor
Also known as little devil Davis, little Davis, Captain Davis, Mr. Davis
Character in stories, often a military or authority figure.
Joe Draper
minor
Also known as Joe, young Draper, Draper
Character in stories, often a young man.
Bill Abbott
minor
Also known as Will
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Tony
minor
Also known as Mrs. Shelton, Shelton
Character in stories, often a servant or worker.
Harry Childs
minor
Also known as Childs, Harry, VIII Harry Childs
Character in stories, often a young man.
Billy Carmody
minor
Also known as Carmody
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Red Fulton
minor
Also known as Red, Fulton
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Mr. Coles
minor
Also known as Coles
Character in stories, often a manager or employer.
Young Burke
minor
Also known as Burke, Dear Mr. Burke, Mr. Burke
Character in stories, often a young man.
John McGraw
minor
Also known as McGraw, John, John J. McGraw
Famous baseball manager, appears as a historical figure.
Cap Shaw
minor
Also known as Cap, old Cap Shaw
Baseball player, often a captain or older figure.
Walter Donaldson
minor
Also known as Donaldson, Walter, Walter Finch
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
John Collins
minor
Also known as John, young John Collins, young John, old Collins
Character in stories, often a young man.
Mr. Grant
minor
Also known as Mr. A. T. Grant, old Grant, Grant
Character in stories, often an older man.
Celia Sayles
minor
Also known as Celia
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Johnny Abbott
minor
Also known as Abbott girl, Johnny, jack
Character in stories, often a young man.
Evelyn Corey
minor
Also known as Evelyn, Corey, Caroline
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Harry Cross
minor
Also known as The Clubby Roadster Young Harry Cross, Harry, Cross, Harry the rye, Henry
Character in stories, often a young man.
Mr. Green
minor
Also known as Green
Character in stories, often a manager or employer.
Miss Florence Frisbie
minor
Also known as Miss Florence, Florence
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Allie French
minor
Also known as Alice, French, Allison
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Eddie Brock
minor
Also known as Brock, Ed, Mr. Brock
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Red Smith
minor
Also known as Smith, Red, Coach Smith
Coach or player in sports stories.
Mrs. Green
minor
Also known as Conrad Green, Green, Mrs. Conrad Green, Connie
Woman in stories, often a wife or mother.
Joe Martin
minor
Also known as Joe, Martin, VII Joe Martin, VII
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Mr. Lester
minor
Also known as poor Mr. Lester, Lester
Character in stories, often an older man.
Hilda Harper
minor
Also known as Hilda
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Ted Pierce
minor
Also known as Pierce, Eddie, Ed, Well Ed
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Jim Dugan
minor
Also known as Jim, Dugan
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Mrs. Henry Spalding
minor
Also known as Henry, Mrs. Spalding, this Spalding, Henry Spalding, Spalding, Harry
Woman in stories, often a wife.
Mrs. Thayer
minor
Also known as Thayer, Mrs. Thayer—Hilda Thayer
Woman in stories, often a wife or mother.
Mr. Booth
minor
Also known as Booth
Character in stories, often a manager or employer.
Mr. Robert Frisbie
minor
Also known as young Mr. Robert Frisbie, Mr. Robert, Mr. Frisbie
Character in stories, often a young man.
Carlotta
minor
Also known as Lottie, Charlotte
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Burkey
minor
Also known as VIII Burkey, w'ile Burkey
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Doc Stair
minor
Also known as Doc, the Doc
Doctor character in stories.
Kid Howard
minor
Also known as Howard, Thinks Howard, Kid
Character in stories, often a young man.
Fitz
minor
Also known as Fitz ast Nate, Nate, Nat
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Mr. Edwards
minor
Also known as old Edwards
Character in stories, often an older man.
Fogarty
minor
Also known as Mr. Fogarty
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Stephen Gale
minor
Also known as Stephen, Gale, Steve
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Ben Brainard
minor
Also known as Man Not Overboard Ben Brainard, Brainard, Benjamin Brainard, Ben
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Sis
minor
Sister figure in stories, often a family member.
Mike Healy
minor
Also known as Healy, Mike
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Alexander
minor
Also known as Fin'lly Alexander, little Sandy King, Sandy, little King, Sandy King
Character in stories, often a young man.
Ed Hunter
minor
Also known as prof . Hunter, Hunter, Ed, Well Ed, Eddie, Ted
Character in stories, often a professor or teacher.
Sid Mercer
minor
Also known as Mercer, Sid
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Doane
minor
Also known as All Doane, the Doane, The Doane, old Doane, Mrs Doane
Character in stories, often a family or group.
Mike McCann
minor
Also known as Mike, McCann, old Mike
Character in stories, often a friend or acquaintance.
Mr. Garrett
minor
Also known as Garrett
Character in stories, often a manager or employer.
Irene Comerford
minor
Also known as Irene, Comerford
Woman in stories, often a love interest.
Mr. Allen Frisbie
minor
Also known as Mr. Frisbie, Allen Frisbie
Character in stories, often a father or older man.