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Major A. A. Sprague explained

A brief, humorous verse expresses a father bear's dying wish that Major A.

What happens

A brief, humorous verse expresses a father bear's dying wish that Major A. A. Sprague, a Chicago wholesale grocer, were ill or had stayed away, highlighting a comedic resentment toward the grocer.

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Narrative arc

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  • Setup
  • Escalation
  • Breaking point
  • Aftermath
  • Closing

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Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Satire

    The verse uses absurdity and a bear's deathbed curse to poke fun at a local businessman.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator presents the bear's dying words as a whimsical rhyme.

Key passages

  • “I wish Major Sprague Were in bed with the plague, Or else had remained Over There.”

    The bear wishes the grocer were sick or had stayed away.

    A comedic expression of frustration toward Major Sprague.

Poetry — Major A. A. Sprague Explained