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Edward J. Tobin explained

A brief, whimsical poem about Edward J.

What happens

A brief, whimsical poem about Edward J. Tobin, the County Superintendent of Schools in Chicago, who advocates for outdoor work like gardening as a way to develop children into productive adults.

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Narrative arc

Story tension across the book.

SetupEscalationAftermathClimax
  • Setup
  • Escalation
  • Breaking point
  • Aftermath
  • Closing

This is the story's dramatic climax because the speaker confronts the painful realization that his child’s lov…

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Themes in this chapter

  • Work and Profession

    The poem satirizes the idea of hard work in a vegetable garden as a means of developing 'human machines'.

  • Humor and Satire

    The exaggerated, rhyming advice about gardening and beans mocks simplistic educational theories.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator presents a lighthearted, satirical take on Edward J. Tobin's educational philosophy.

Key passages

  • “Ed favors outdoors as a means Of developing human machines, If kids will work hard in The veg’table garden, He think they’ll have pretty good beans.”

    Edward J. Tobin believes that outdoor labor, such as working in a vegetable garden, is an effective way to turn children into productive adults, and that such effort will yield good results.

    The poem humorously reduces Tobin's educational philosophy to a simple gardening metaphor.