Archie Moffam

Mr. Daniel Brewster

Archie is the son-in-law of Mr. Brewster, who disapproves of him and frequently clashes with him over money and lifestyle.

Lucille Brewster Moffam

Archie and Lucille are a married couple, deeply in love but often navigating financial and familial tensions.

Reggie van Tuyl

Archie and Reggie are close friends and frequent companions in social escapades and schemes.

Bill Brewster

Archie and Bill are brothers-in-law, with Bill often acting as a supportive ally to Archie against their father.

Washington McCall

Archie and Washington are friends, with Washington often involved in Archie's humorous misadventures.

Vera Silverton

Archie and Vera have a flirtatious past, creating occasional romantic tension and jealousy with Lucille.

J. B. Wheeler

J. B. Wheeler is a business associate and sometimes rival of Archie, often involved in dubious schemes.

Sausage Chappie

Archie and Sausage Chappie are friends, with Sausage Chappie being a quirky and loyal companion.

George Benham

Archie and George are rivals, especially over Vera Silverton, leading to competitive and tense interactions.

General Mannister

Archie and General Mannister are social acquaintances, often meeting in club or hotel settings.

Salvatore

Salvatore is likely a servant or employee who assists Archie, with a cordial but subordinate dynamic.

Lucille Brewster Moffam

Archie and Lucille are a married couple, deeply in love but often navigating financial and familial tensions.

Indiscretions of Archie

The protagonist, a charming but hapless young man navigating marriage and financial struggles.

Distressing Scene in a Hotel

Complains about the hotel's dripping tap and unpolished shoes, leading to a confrontation with Mr. Brewster.

A Shock for Mr. Brewster

Referred to as 'darling Archie' in Lucille's telegram; the unknown Englishman who has just married Lucille, causing consternation for Mr. Brewster.

III: Mr. Brewster Delivers Sentence

Archie sits on the train from Miami with Lucille, marveling at his good fortune. He later faces Mr. Brewster's wrath and tries to smooth things over with humor.

IV: Work Wanted

Reflects on his married life and seeks work to improve relations with his father-in-law.

V: Strange Experience of an Artist’s Model

Poses as an artist's model in a lemon-colored bathing suit, suffers back pain, and later gets locked out of the studio, leading to a confrontation with Mr. Moon.

VI: The Bomb

Archie is hiding from the police in a bathing suit, mistaken for a criminal, and later dresses in Mr. Moon's clothes before being caught.

Mr. Roscoe Sherriff Has an Idea

Feeling idle and melancholic without Lucille; agrees to help Roscoe Sherriff by housing a snake.

VIII: A Disturbed Night for Dear Old Squiffy

Smokes meditatively in his room, later learns of Squiffy's antics from Mr. Brewster, then cleverly hides Peter the snake from Mme. Brudowska and the detective, but accidentally loses the snake out the window.

A Letter from Parker

Archie meets Lucille after golf, having beaten Mr. Brewster again. He reads Parker's letter and recalls their earlier conversation about the Pongo figure. He later returns to New York and comforts Salvatore.

X: Doing Father a Bit of Good

Attends the auction to buy a china figure for Mr. Brewster, accidentally bids on a chair, then competes for the Pongo figure.

Salvatore Chooses the Wrong Moment

Retrieves jewelry, urges Salvatore to speak to Brewster, accidentally breaks the Pongo figure, and tries to mediate.

XII: Bright Eyes—and a Fly

Enjoys breakfast at the Hermitage, admires Vera Silverton, helps remove a fly from her eye, and feels saddened by a misunderstanding with Lucille.

XIII: Rallying Round Percy

Archie is distressed over George Benham's troubles, accidentally enters Vera Silverton's room, hides under the bed, and later helps her ailing bulldog Percy.

The Sad Case of Looney Biddle

Archie is delighted by an unexpected inheritance and bets on Gus Biddle to double his money for Lucille's birthday present.

Summer Storms

Flees from a mob, hides in a tailor shop, buys awful suits, and chases the Girl Friend to beg for Gus Biddle's forgiveness.

Archie Accepts a Situation

Negotiates with Mr. Brewster to buy Salvatore's shop and secures a job managing the new hotel.

XVII: Brother Bill's Romance

Somewhat bored by Bill's repetitive talk, but offers practical advice including a self-help book to improve Bill's persuasive skills.

XVIII: The Sausage Chappie

Buys a book for Bill Brewster, encounters the Sausage Chappie on Broadway, and persuades Mr. Brewster to give the Chappie a job.

XIX: Reggie Comes to Life

Rehearses Bill in the 'Personality That Wins' method to prepare him for confronting his father; later listens to Lucille's complaints about Bill's fiancée Mabel.

The Sausage Chappie Clicks

Relaxes in the grillroom, observes the Sausage Chappie, and later negotiates with Mr. Gossett to get the Sausage Chappie a movie job.

The Growing Boy

Archie dines alone after Lucille leaves to visit Jane Murchison, invites a hungry boy to share his meal, and later recruits the boy for a pie-eating contest.

Washy Steps Into the Hall of Fame

Visits the McCalls to negotiate a settlement between Brewster and McCall; inadvertently reveals his role in the pie-eating contest.

Mother's Knee

Devises a scheme to help Bill's new love interest, Spectatia Huskisson, by arranging a cabaret performance at the hotel.

The Melting of Mr. Connolly

Attempts to charm Mr. Connolly and end the strike; orchestrates the cabaret performance that inadvertently resolves the conflict.

The Wigmore Venus

Forgets his wedding anniversary, panics, and takes Wheeler's painting as a gift for Lucille; later hangs it in Mr. Brewster's suite.

A Tale of a Grandfather

Worries about Mr. Brewster's mental health, discusses it with Reggie, and later destroys the painting to please his father-in-law.