# Mr. Crampton — You Never Can Tell character guide

> Mr. Crampton in You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw.

**Role:** major

**Also known as:** Crampton, Mr. Fergus Crampton, Fergus, Mister Crampton, Crampton Wildly, Crampton Angrily, Crampton Terrified, Crampton Angry, Crampton Amused, Crampton Grimly, Crampton Sarcastically, Crampton Growling, Crampton Ha, Crampton Mr. Bohun, a Mrs. Crampton, Mr. Crampton Miss Dorothy Clandon

**First appearance:** 0000-you-never-can-tell

## Snapshot

A gruff, emotionally volatile man with a menacing voice and a buried grievance, he arrives at the hotel insisting on a name that the Clandon family has long refused to acknowledge.

## Who they are

Crampton is a physically imposing, coarsened man whose intense critical listening and terrifying manner make him a disquieting presence the moment he enters the hotel. He is estranged from his family and desperate for reconciliation, yet his temper and pride constantly sabotage his own efforts, as when he snaps at being addressed by the wrong name. His arrival sets the play's central mystery in motion, forcing the Clandon women to confront a past they have carefully avoided and testing whether old wounds can be healed.

## Relationships

### [Gloria Clandon](https://www.betterreads.dev/discover/you_never_can_tell_se/characters/gloria_clandon)

_family_

A tense and estranged father-daughter relationship, filled with resentment and a struggle for recognition.

### [Waiter](https://www.betterreads.dev/discover/you_never_can_tell_se/characters/waiter)

_social_

A strained and irritable service relationship, with Crampton often snapping at the waiter.

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