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The Exit of Battling Billson explained

Ukridge's plan for a boxing match with Battling Billson falls apart when Billson, after attending a revival meeting, declares fighting sinful and refuses to fight.

What happens

Ukridge's plan for a boxing match with Battling Billson falls apart when Billson, after attending a revival meeting, declares fighting sinful and refuses to fight. Ukridge decides to substitute himself in the ring under Billson's name, with a fixed outcome arranged by Izzy Previn. Meanwhile, the narrator encounters Ukridge in Llunindnno, where Ukridge has been thrown out of a theatre after his seat was taken. The chapter ends with Ukridge pointing out a poster for the upcoming fight.

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  • Setup
  • Escalation
  • Breaking point
  • Aftermath
  • Closing

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Themes in this chapter

  • Deception and Manipulation

    Ukridge plans to fight under Billson's name with a fixed outcome, deceiving the audience and manipulating the fight's result.

  • The Absurdity of Modern Life

    The chaotic sequence of events—Billson's sudden religious conversion, Ukridge's substitution, and his ejection from the theatre—highlights the absurdity of Ukridge's schemes.

Characters to notice

  • Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge

    Ukridge substitutes himself for Battling Billson in the fight after Billson refuses due to religious conversion; he is also thrown out of a theatre in Llunindnno.

  • Corky

    The narrator, who is in Llunindnno to cover a revivalist meeting, encounters Ukridge and learns about the fight situation.

  • Battling Billson

    Billson refuses to fight after attending a revival meeting, declaring fighting sinful, leading Ukridge to substitute himself.

  • Mr. Thomas

    Lloyd Thomas, the opponent in the fight, who knocks Ukridge down and later attacks Billson when Billson tries to stop the fight.

  • Izzy Previn

    Arranges the gentleman's agreement for the fixed fight between Ukridge (as Billson) and Thomas.

Key passages

  • “Fightin’ ain’t right!”

    Billson declares that fighting is morally wrong.

    Billson's conversion leads him to denounce the fight.

  • “We’re putting on a substitute.”

    Ukridge announces that a replacement fighter will be used.

    Ukridge decides to fight in Billson's place.

  • “They chucked me out!”

    Ukridge was forcibly removed from the theatre.

    Ukridge is ejected from the theatre after a dispute over his seat.