The Laughing Cavalier · Character

Socrates

A lean, sharp-tongued philosopher who trails Diogenes through Haarlem's taverns, trading wit for wine and lending his friend's reckless schemes a veneer of respectability.

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Also known as Already Socrates, lean Socrates

First appearance: Three Philosophers and Their Friends

As a supporting figure in The Laughing Cavalier, Socrates is not background color—the story leans on what they do once the chapter opens.

One of the philosophers; laconic and observant, he identifies the disturbance as 'a row.'

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I: New Year’s Eve
One of the philosophers; laconic and observant, he identifies the disturbance as 'a row.'
II: The Fracas by the Postern Gate
One of Diogenes' companions; sustains a head wound from a stone during the fracas.
III: An Interlude
Perched on Diogenes' shoulders, wounded and swaying, described as looking like a plucked crow.
Three Philosophers and Their Friends
Mentioned as one of Diogenes' boon companions, part of the group that leaves the taproom with much noise and clatter.
VIII: The Lodgings Which Were Paid For
Companion to Diogenes and Pythagoras, comments on the lack of beds and the cold night.
XIII: The Spanish Wench
Tasked with procuring horses and a sleigh for the night journey.
XVI: Leyden
Helps carry Maria out of the sledge.
The Start
Asleep in the taproom with Pythagoras; part of the group ordered to Houdekerk.
Thence to Rotterdam
Rides with Diogenes and Pythagoras, helping to escort the sledge and attend to Gilda's needs.
Check Again
One of Diogenes' companions, instructed to guard Gilda and stay at the hostel with Pythagoras.
A Run Through the Night
Socrates is one of the escorts, seen by Gilda as the thin man with abnormally long legs.
XXXVI: Brother Philosophers
One of Diogenes' brother philosophers, who along with Pythagoras tracks Diogenes to the windmill and speaks with him.
XLIV: Blake of Blakeney
Mentioned by Diogenes as one of his friends who would receive twenty thousand guilders.

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