Some Do Not … · Characters
Character guide
Key figures in Some Do Not … by Ford Madox Ford.
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Sylvia Tietjens
major
Also known as Sylvia, Sylvia Satterthwaite, Sylvia Tietjens' cousin
Sylvia moves through the novel as the elegant, humiliating fact of Christopher's marriage — a woman whose infidelity is public and whose return is demanded as a right. Her letter from Brittany, fed-up with Perowne, sets the plot's central pressure: whether a man of Christopher's scruples can be shamed into a life he did not choose. Her beauty and her cruelty are the same instrument, and everyone around the Tietjens marriage is forced to take sides.
Christopher Tietjens
major
Also known as Christopher, Tietjens, old Christopher, Chrissie, Chris
Christopher Tietjens is the last of a vanishing type: a man who cleans his pipe with a surgical needle, arranges his son's boarding by telephone the day after his wife elopes, and considers his father an almost perfect friend because they need not talk. His marriage to Sylvia is a slow public wound he refuses to dress; his growing, unspoken attraction to Valentine Wannop is the novel's quiet counter-current. He matters because the book tests whether his kind of integrity can survive a world of gossip, war, and women who mistake decency for weakness.
Valentine Wannop
major
Also known as Valentine, Val, Miss Wannop, the Wannop
Valentine Wannop is clever, broke, and fiercely committed to the cause of women, yet she moves through the novel's social world as an outsider — the girl in the housemaid's pantry, the daughter of a woman who wrote her husband's leaders. Her attraction to Christopher is complicated by her disillusion when she discovers that Edith Ethel Duchemin, her idol, has been Macmaster's mistress all along. She matters because she is the one person who sees Tietjens clearly and loves him for exactly what he is, not despite it.
Vincent Macmaster
supporting
Also known as Macmaster, Vincent, the Mr. Macmaster, Mr. Macmaster, the Macmaster
Macmaster is Christopher's closest colleague and the novel's study in social climbing dressed as literary refinement — a man who quotes aptly rather than originally and whose passion for Edith Ethel Duchemin swims in a sea of renunciations and beautiful quotations. His secret affair with her, exposed to Valentine in a moment of screaming vulgarity, shatters the illusion of a chaste intellectual colony. He matters because his compromises throw Christopher's stubborn honesty into relief, and because his friendship is both real and quietly corrosive.
Edith Ethel Duchemin
supporting
Also known as Edie, Ethel, Duchemin, Mrs. Duchemin, Edith Ethel
Edith Ethel Duchemin presides over the rectory as an intellectual hostess, holding forth on the beauty of lifelong fidelity while conducting a long affair with Vincent Macmaster. When Valentine witnesses her screaming coarse hatred at her lover — the dirty little Port of Leith fish-handler — the whole edifice of refined renunciation collapses. She matters because her hypocrisy is the novel's sharpest exposure of the gap between the talk of the educated class and its appetites, and because her coming marriage to Macmaster reshapes the social circle around the Tietjens.
Mark Tietjens
supporting
Also known as Mark, Tietjens, V Mark Tietjens'
Mark Tietjens is a cynical, detached man of the world who nonetheless walks a weeping Valentine across a quadrangle to plead his brother's case and to scheme a safe transport job for him. He inspects her like a horse — good neck, clean hips, a real good filly — and then grips her arm and tells her Christopher is one of the best. He matters because he is the family's practical conscience, the one Tietjens who sees clearly what Christopher's honour will cost and tries, without sentiment, to prevent it.
Mrs. Wannop
supporting
Also known as Wannop, poor Mrs. Wannop
A former governess turned novelist, Mrs. Wannop keeps a modest household where her daughter Valentine does the housemaid's work between suffrage demonstrations. Her genteel poverty — the Professor's death, the cheap cottage, the borrowed respectability — sits uneasily beside the causes her daughter champions in public. She matters because the Wannop household is the moral counterweight to the Tietjens establishment: shabby, clever, unpropertied, and unimpressed by rank.
General Lord Edward Campion
supporting
Also known as General Campion, Campion, Lord Edward Campion, old Campion, Edward
Campion moves through golf courses, War Office corridors, and country houses with the ease of a man who has never had to explain himself. He is fond of Christopher Tietjens and exasperated by him in equal measure, unable to square the brilliant civil servant with the man who dines with Cabinet ministers and tells them to go to hell. His patronage — and his incomprehension — frame the novel's question of whether integrity can survive inside the English establishment.
Father Consett
supporting
Also known as Father Consett, Father
Father Consett — enormous mouth, dirty hands, a laugh like a steam roundabout — is the one person Sylvia cannot perform for. He is a saint in the world's eyes and a shrewd judge of character in his own, and his scenes with Sylvia in the German hotel expose the marriage's cruelties more nakedly than any argument between the spouses. His presence gives the novel its Catholic counter-voice: unillusioned, humane, and unimpressed by either Tietjens rectitude or Sylvia's beauty.
Mr. Sandbach
supporting
Also known as Sandbach, Paul Sandbach, the Hon. Paul Sandbach, Paul
Sandbach is the sort of country gentleman who owns the links, keeps the caddy, and treats public order as a personal inconvenience. When the suffrage demonstrators scatter across his sandhills, he yelps after them like a dog, more indignant than dangerous, while his guests and their boys join the rat-hunt. He matters less as a plot agent than as a specimen: the complacent, well-fed England against which Christopher Tietjens's stubborn decencies are measured.
Lady Claudine Sandbach
supporting
Also known as Lady Claudine, Claudine, Claudine Sandbach
Lady Claudine presides over the social machinery of the Rye golf party — the dinners, the pairings, the talk that decides reputations. She is not cruel so much as fluent in the currency of scandal, and her judgments of Sylvia and of the Tietjens marriage carry real weight in the circles that matter. She matters because the novel's private tragedies are always being processed, in the background, by women like her.
Mr. Ruggles
supporting
Also known as Ruggles, Ruggles Peebles, Peebles
Ruggles lives by collecting and trading in other people's secrets, and he dislikes Christopher Tietjens precisely because Christopher never gossips. Commissioned by Mark and old Mr. Tietjens to find out what Christopher is doing — and whether he needs money — he works the drawing rooms and holy-of-holies of English society with a libeller's zeal. He matters because his dossier is the machinery by which private life becomes public ruin, and because he believes, wrongly, that he controls the book in which the doomed are written down.
Mr. Waterhouse
minor
Also known as Mr. Waterhouse, The Rt. Hon. Mr. Waterhouse, Waterhouse
A senior civil servant and Tietjens' superior.
Lord Port Scatho
minor
Also known as Port Scatho, Scatho, Lady Port Scatho
A nobleman and neighbor of the Tietjens family.
Glorvina
minor
A young woman involved in a scandal with Mark Tietjens.
Mrs. Satterthwaite
minor
Also known as Mrs. Satterthwaite
Sylvia's mother, a socialite concerned with appearances.
Brownie
minor
A dog owned by the Tietjens family.
Sir Reginald Ingleby
minor
Also known as Sir Reginald, Ingleby, Reginald Ingleby, old Ingleby
A government official and friend of Christopher Tietjens.
The Rev. Mr. Duchemin
minor
Also known as Mr. Duchemin, Breakfast Duchemin
Edith Ethel's eccentric, scholarly husband who suffers a breakdown.
Gertie Wilson
minor
Also known as Gertie, Miss Wilson, Miss Gertie Wilson
A maid in the Tietjens household.
General Ffolliott
minor
Also known as Old General Ffolliott, Ffolliott
An elderly retired general and family friend.
Hannah
minor
Also known as old Hannah, Old Hannah
An elderly servant in the Tietjens household.
Major Drake
minor
Also known as Drake, a Major Drake
An army officer and acquaintance of Christopher Tietjens.
Mr. Jegg
minor
Also known as A Mr. Jegg
A private detective hired by Sylvia Tietjens.
Tommie
minor
Also known as A decent Tommie
A young soldier and friend of the Tietjens circle.
Marchant
minor
A servant or groom in the Tietjens household.
Stephen Joel
minor
Also known as Joel
A young man associated with the Wannop family.
Caroline
minor
Also known as Carrie
A maid or servant in the Tietjens household.
General Hogarth
minor
Also known as Hogarth, old Hogarth, Old General Hogarth
An elderly military figure and acquaintance.
Effie
minor
A young girl, possibly a servant or child in the story.
Professor Wannop
minor
Also known as the late Professor Wannop
Valentine's deceased father, a noted scholar.
Miss Fox
minor
Also known as grey Miss Fox
A spinster acquaintance of the Wannop family.
John Peel
minor
A minor character, possibly a servant or local figure.
Father Reinhardt
minor
Also known as Father
A Catholic priest, possibly a colleague of Father Consett.
Finn
minor
Also known as a Finn, Gran'fer Finn, Gran'fer
An elderly local man, possibly a tenant or worker.
Perowne
minor
A minor character, possibly a military or social acquaintance.
Conder
minor
A minor character, possibly a colleague or servant.
Simeon Solomon
minor
Also known as Sim
A minor character, possibly an artist or acquaintance.
Gilbert
minor
Also known as old Ingleby, Sir Robert Ingleby
A minor character, possibly a relative of Sir Reginald.
The Rev. Horsley
minor
Also known as Mr. Horsley
A clergyman and minor character in the novel.
Lady Moira
minor
Also known as Moira, Lady Moiras, the Moiras
A noblewoman and social acquaintance of the Tietjens.
Edward Wannop
minor
Also known as Edward, Brother Edward
Valentine's brother, a young man away at war.
Hullo Central
minor
Also known as Hullo, the faithful Hullo Central
A telephone operator or nickname for a character.
Brownlie
minor
A minor character, possibly a servant or tradesman.
Charlotte
minor
A minor female character, possibly a servant.
Parry
minor
A minor character, possibly a servant or colleague.