Short Fiction · Chapter
Red Riding Hood explained
A humorous retelling of Little Red Riding Hood, where the girl is sent to deliver gin to her grandmother, encounters a police dog, and is saved by her father who is playing golf nearby.
What happens
A humorous retelling of Little Red Riding Hood, where the girl is sent to deliver gin to her grandmother, encounters a police dog, and is saved by her father who is playing golf nearby.
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Narrative arc
Story tension across the book — this chapter sits in Falling action.
- Setup
- Escalation
- Breaking point
- Aftermath
- Closing
This is the dramatic climax because it marks the psychological peak of the crowd’s self-deception, where their…
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Follow the arc while readingThemes in this chapter
- Alcohol and Escapism
The story revolves around the grandmother's need for gin as a morning remedy, highlighting alcohol's role in daily life.
- Satire of Media and Business
The tale satirizes social norms and suburban life, including the absurdity of golf rules and the casual violence of the police dog.
Characters to notice
- Red Riding Hood
The protagonist, sent to deliver gin to her grandmother.
Key passages
“Well, children, here is the story of little Red Riding Hood like I tell it to my little ones when they wake up in the morning with a headache after a tough night.”
The narrator presents a version of Red Riding Hood for children who have hangovers.
Sets the tone of a humorous, adult-oriented fairy tale.
“But the rumor had spread the neighborhood that she was a perfectly nice gal, so she had to walk.”
Because she had a good reputation, she couldn't get a ride from strangers.
Satirizes the double-edged nature of a good reputation.
“So Red starts out with a quart under her arm but had not went far when she met a police dog.”
Red sets off with a bottle of gin and soon encounters a police dog.
Introduces the antagonist.
“Well the old lady heard him knock at the door and told him to come in, as she thought he must either be Red or a bootlegger.”
The grandmother assumes the knock is either Red or a bootlegger, so she lets the dog in.
Shows the casual acceptance of bootlegging during Prohibition.
““I will Firpo you in a minute,” says the dog.”
The dog threatens to punch Red like the boxer Luis Firpo.
A humorous reference to a famous boxer of the era.
““Listen,” says the dog, “if you had of had ½ of what I had last night you would of been stone blind.””
The dog claims that if Red had drunk half as much as he did, she'd be blind.
Continues the alcohol theme.
