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The Fifth Wheel explained

Thomas McQuade, a recently discharged coachman, finds himself in the Bed Line of homeless men on a cold night.

What happens

Thomas McQuade, a recently discharged coachman, finds himself in the Bed Line of homeless men on a cold night. He meets a fellow sufferer, and after a series of strange events involving a mysterious benefactor and a spiritualist named Professor Cherubusco, he is reunited with Annie, the Van Smuythe lady's maid, who has been searching for him. The chapter explores themes of deception, social class, and the twists of fate.

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Narrative arc

Story tension across the book — this chapter sits in Falling action.

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  • Setup
  • Escalation
  • Breaking point
  • Aftermath
  • Closing

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Themes in this chapter

  • Deception and Appearance vs. Reality

    Professor Cherubusco's spiritualist act and the elaborate ruse to reunite Thomas with his employer highlight the theme of deception.

  • Social Class and Wealth

    The contrast between the wealthy Van Smuythes and the destitute Bed Liners underscores class divisions.

  • Humor and Irony

    The ironic twist that the 'professor' is actually a wealthy man playing a role, and Thomas's obliviousness to the situation, adds humor.

Characters to notice

  • Thomas McQuade

    Ex-coachman for the Van Smuythe family, discharged for drunkenness, now in the Bed Line.

  • Annie Williams

    Lady's maid to the Van Smuythes, searches for Thomas and brings him home.

  • The Colonel

    Mysterious benefactor who rescues Thomas from the cold and later reveals himself as Professor Cherubusco.

  • Jacob Spraggins

    The Caliph Who Alleviated His Conscience, appears as the wealthy man who orchestrates the reunion.

Key passages

  • “No man ever learned to be a drunkard on five-cent whisky.”

    A person cannot become an alcoholic from drinking cheap, low-quality whiskey.

    The Preacher's theme for the night, emphasizing the progression of addiction.

  • “By the fifth wheel of the chariot he shall come.”

    He will arrive by means of an unexpected or unconventional method.

    The Chaldean Chiroscope's prophecy that leads to Thomas's return.

Short Fiction — The Fifth Wheel Explained