Short Fiction · Chapter
The Cynic explained
A brief dialogue between a Junior and Senior Partner reveals a business transaction where a firm sends an extra $50 to cover a pricing error, prompting the Senior Partner to insist on shipping C.O.D.
What happens
A brief dialogue between a Junior and Senior Partner reveals a business transaction where a firm sends an extra $50 to cover a pricing error, prompting the Senior Partner to insist on shipping C.O.D. The chapter then shifts to a series of ironic, personified statements from various objects and entities, each commenting on their own progress or lack thereof.
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Narrative arc
Story tension across the book — this chapter sits in Exposition.
- Setup
- Escalation
- Breaking point
- Aftermath
- Closing
This excerpt marks the dramatic climax because it captures the precise moment the protagonist’s humor shifts f…
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Follow the arc while readingThemes in this chapter
- Humor and Irony
The chapter uses ironic personification and absurd statements to comment on success and failure.
Characters to notice
- Unknown Narrator
The narrator presents the dialogue and the subsequent personified remarks.
Key passages
“Sharp and Simpson send us a check for $50 in addition to their monthly account, to cover difference in price of a higher grade of goods shipped them last time by mistake.”
Sharp and Simpson have sent an extra $50 to correct an overpayment for better-quality goods we mistakenly sent them.
The partners discuss an honest error correction by a client.
“Ship ’em C.O.D.”
Send the next order with payment due upon delivery.
The Senior Partner decides to require cash on delivery despite the client's honesty.
“I’m getting a move on me,” said the checkerboard.”
The checkerboard claims it is making progress.
A personified object speaks ironically about advancement.
“And I’m getting a head in the world,” said the piece of sensation news.”
A sensational news story says it is becoming prominent.
Another ironic personification about gaining attention.
“I’m dead in it,” said the spoiled bivalve at the clambake.”
A spoiled clam at a clambake declares it is ruined.
A humorous, ironic statement about failure.
“I think I shall get along well,” said the artesian water company.”
The artesian water company expresses optimism about its future.
An ironic personification of a business entity.
