Poetry · Chapter
The King of Bores explained
The narrator laments the abundance of bores in the world, describing them as incessant and overwhelming, like funeral pageants or a droning drum.
What happens
The narrator laments the abundance of bores in the world, describing them as incessant and overwhelming, like funeral pageants or a droning drum. He singles out one supreme tormentor, 'Prince Fiddlefaddle, Duc de Feefawfum,' who intrudes upon his private amorous verses, claims to know the lady addressed, and calls him a 'sly dog.' The narrator wishes this bore would understand the sonnet's true application.
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Narrative arc
Story tension across the book — this chapter sits in Exposition.
- Setup
- Escalation
- Breaking point
- Aftermath
- Closing
The emotional and psychological peak occurs when the speaker’s obsessive pursuit of the divine rose fragrance…
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Follow the arc while readingThemes in this chapter
- Art and Criticism
The narrator's private poetic creation is invaded and misinterpreted by a bore, highlighting the tension between artistic expression and vulgar criticism.
- Deception and Self-Deception
The bore's claim to know the lady of the verses may be a self-deceptive or deceptive assertion, and the narrator's wish for the bore to understand the sonnet's 'application' suggests hidden meaning.
Characters to notice
- Unknown
The narrator who writes amorous verses and is tormented by a bore.
Key passages
“He the johndonkey is who, when I pen Amorous verses in an idle mood To nobody, or of her, reads them through And, smirking, says he knows the lady; then Calls me sly dog.”
He is the jackass who, when I write love poems casually to no one in particular or about a woman, reads them completely and with a smirk claims to know the woman, then calls me a sly dog.
Describes the bore's intrusive and presumptuous behavior.
