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Chas. Krutchoff explained
A brief poetic tribute to Chas.
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A brief poetic tribute to Chas. Krutchoff, the County Assessor of Chicago, highlighting his friendly demeanor but unwavering commitment to maintaining high taxes.
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- Setup
- Escalation
- Breaking point
- Aftermath
- Closing
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“He may greet you with love in his eye, He may treat you much nicer than pie; For if he is your friend, He’s your friend to the end— But your taxes remain just as high.”
He may appear warm and friendly, but regardless of his personal affability, your taxes will not be reduced.
The poem contrasts the assessor's pleasant demeanor with the unyielding reality of taxation.