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The Two Old Bachelors
Two elderly bachelors set out to gather sage and onions, their mild errand colliding with the wild logic of Lear's rhyming world.
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Two old bachelors, living together, catch a Muffin and a Mouse, but have no money for dinner, leading them to seek sage and onions abroad.
They belong to the wandering tribe of Lear's old men and women, figures whose small domestic quests — a handful of herbs, a meal — swell into absurd adventure. Their partnership suggests a long, bickering companionship, two temperaments yoked to one purpose and one rhyme. In the book's early-middle stretch they embody the collection's central joke: ordinary errands undone by nonsense, and the reader's delight in watching it happen.
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