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To Make an Amblongus Pie explained

A nonsensical recipe for an Amblongus Pie, involving absurd cooking instructions and ingredients, culminating in throwing the finished pie out of the window.

What happens

A nonsensical recipe for an Amblongus Pie, involving absurd cooking instructions and ingredients, culminating in throwing the finished pie out of the window.

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  • Setup
  • Escalation
  • Breaking point
  • Aftermath
  • Closing

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Themes in this chapter

  • Nonsense and Absurdity

    The entire recipe is a parody of cookery instructions, with impossible steps and a ridiculous conclusion.

Key passages

  • “Take 4 pounds (say 4½ pounds) of fresh Amblongusses, and put them in a small pipkin.”

    Start with about four and a half pounds of imaginary Amblongusses in a small pot.

    The recipe begins with a fictional ingredient and a vague measurement.

  • “Serve up in a clean dish, and throw the whole out of window as fast as possible.”

    Present the pie on a clean plate, then immediately toss it out the window.

    The absurd final step subverts the purpose of cooking.