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A Sparrer; Asparagus explained

The chapter contrasts the fall of a sparrow with the rooted stability of asparagus, humorously noting that asparagus never falls because it spends its life in the bed.

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The chapter contrasts the fall of a sparrow with the rooted stability of asparagus, humorously noting that asparagus never falls because it spends its life in the bed.

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Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Absurdity

    The absurd comparison between a falling sparrow and a stationary asparagus creates a playful, whimsical tone.

  • Wordplay and Homophones

    The title plays on 'sparrow' and 'sparrer' (a dialectal variant), and the text puns on 'asparagus' and 'sparagus bed'.

Characters to notice

  • the Birds

    The sparrow is mentioned as a bird that falls.

Key passages

  • “Of the fall of the Sparrow we often have heard, And I’ve here represented the fall of the bird: In the case of Asparagus though, I may mention, A fall such as this, is quite out of the question: For observe that Asparagus, fat and well fed, Spends all of his time in the ’sparagus bed.”

    We've all heard about a sparrow falling, and I've drawn that here. But asparagus never falls—it stays put in its garden bed, well-fed and content.

    The paraphrase clarifies the contrast between the sparrow's fall and the asparagus's stationary life.